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Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

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(Source: whattadeuce, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

suck-it-and-phuck-it:

cocaineteas:

Me @ family dinners…

Same

(via trust)

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

(via acoustic-hail)

harrystylesdildo:

Trying to get your waitress’ attention but she doesn’t hear you

(via ray-loves-you)

Orange Is The New Black cast attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

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my blog is great but have u seen my ass

(Source: euo, via wedontdo-wejustare)

gratefully-dabbed:

Oh yeah bb hahahah

(Source: lol-post, via abraxas-love)

abovesuspicions:

all these spoons but no one to spoon with

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pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

(via first-things-first-im-jess)

(Source: bisexualroses, via abraxas-love)

before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
when I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot.

sofapizza:

at first I lol’d.
but then I srs’d

(via tastefullyoffensive)

wellcoached:

Do you want ice cream?

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with sprinkles?

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and hot fudge?

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(Source: dicksplit)